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sideways sloppy joe

last night i ate the best sideways sloppy joe ever
by j7j February 27, 2010
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Stewards School

A chavvy school that acts asif they are some sort of private grammar school, Mrs Erwood the head of this chav school can be found in her room full of frogs.
The chav capital of the worlds chavviest school. (Stewards School
by Whatareyousayingdoe November 28, 2011
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suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.
Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!
by ~Tyler Durden December 28, 2005
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Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways
by tru3s4int October 27, 2010
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fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009
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Sideways Badger

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.

Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.

Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
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Sideways scissor

When a lady lays on her back and a man goes side ways and you scissor sexually. Typically for a right handed man he will lay on his right side. So his rowdy hand is available. With his right leg on the bed with her right leg over the top of his right leg. His left leg will go between her legs on her stomach. Her left leg will go over his waist Then he thrusts and says take it sideways scissor girl.
Man I did her sideways scissor last night and I am exhausted.
by Edward scissor hands February 11, 2021
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