shentonise

Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.

"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."

by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.

Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.

by Two-Hands December 5, 2010

sheentastic

to be having a nite like charlie sheen would i.e. coke, hookers, weed, & a good scaring of the ladies!

man, i cant wait to go to vegas & just go sheentastic.... dont tell my wife!

by pbrwonerkid March 19, 2011

Shentasia

Officially the Kingdom of Shentasia. A landlocked enclave, completely surrounded by its only neighboring country, the Republic of South Africa.

The Shentasia Border Post closes at 4:00 pm each day.

by jockhobbs April 17, 2012

Shpeng

A made up Scottish word meaning the sound made when a spoon hits the bell of wisdom (also made up)

Can be used in conversion when something is good or funny

"Shpeng"

by Smith Unpacked January 9, 2017

shentel

A all around nice beautiful girl.
She likes boys that you don't usually would like.

People that are quite chubby.
She is kind, smart and really really outgoing if you get to know her.

Guy: Hey you got yourself a keeper

2nd Guy: Yeah she is a Shentel

by aloher808 September 19, 2017

Shentie Nut

When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut

Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020