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Shmogen

A word created by LUKE MOTHER F'IN BROWN, this word can mean anything from a noun to a verb. It is a great substitute if you have no idea what is going on to change the subject of this word that no one has heard. RIP Luke Brown
Why don't you go Shmogen yourself!

Why Shmogen there!

What in the Shmogen are you talking about?
by Hoey1 February 25, 2010
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Shnobel

Shnobel is a Yiddish word that means "a humongous (often cricked) nose".
This hairy Jewish guy's nose is so huge it deserves a Shnobel Prize.

What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.

"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton
by Shnobel January 20, 2009
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shoobee

Usually derogatory. A tourist at the (New Jersey) shore. He can often be identified by his pasty palor and inapprpriate clothing, e.g. black knee-socks with bobos (inexpensive footware), plaid shorts, and a shirt emblazoned with "I'm With Stupid." Etymology: said to derive from the "shoebox" in which shoobees once packed their lunches. Alternative etymology: from the refrain of popular Philadelphia music of 1950's and 1960's (example: "shoobee doo-wop"). Often shortened to shoob.
"Why do these f***ing shoobees have to brake at every f***ing intersection??"

"Hey, check out the shoob!"
by Phil DeYoung September 12, 2004
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shmote

1. An idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repetitious) questions
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".

The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").
1. C.C. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, "I'm going to ride your ass" questions. I wish I didn't work with such a shmote.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.
by BK Dymacel July 25, 2008
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shmoette

Noun.

A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.

Pronounced Shh-moe-et
Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006
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smober

to give up smoking cigaretts.
tom: hey, can i bum a butt?

tim: nah, i quit, i've been smober now for 30 days!
by sarah mckay May 4, 2008
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shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around
Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!
by Nick D February 8, 2003
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