shmote

1. An idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repetitious) questions
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".

The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").

1. C.C. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, "I'm going to ride your ass" questions. I wish I didn't work with such a shmote.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.

by BK Dymacel July 25, 2008

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shmotting

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

by megvan May 15, 2017

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Shmole

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

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Shmode

Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.

Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.

by Loeb Loves mac and cheese June 22, 2019

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pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

by jpg3 August 28, 2010

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