Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.

Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-

by JiggzAT March 17, 2010

shitfiddler

Just a dumb fuck who can't comprehend the simplest commands.

"Jeff, wheres my coffee you shitfiddler?"

"Jeff, wheres my coffee you shitfiddler?"
See wiffenwapper

by blacklistXx August 16, 2009

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

shitpile

1. A pile of shit.

2. Connoting a large amount of something. Basically serves the same function as a noun that big ass serves as an adjective.

1. My dog made a little shitpile and commenced bowing before it and howling.

2. Tammy Fay Bakker is probably best known for wearing a shitpile of makeup.

by brephophagist January 31, 2007

Shitfaced Tuesday

A night of wearing suits and drinking too much, normally at the University of Liverpool, in Dale A.

ah its monday you know what that means

"Shitfaced Tuesday" is tomorrow!

by Mhannam812 July 26, 2010

shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning

jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired

by loki219 October 13, 2010

Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.

Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.

by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011