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Shitcunt

Shep kept banging on about gay cereal what a shitcunt he is
by Dren88 July 30, 2022
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The higest form of honour given by an Australian.

The ranking goes
Mate, Cunt, Shitcunt.
Fuckin hell you just saved me from certain death, you bloody shitcunt!
by little ripper August 11, 2022
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Shitcunt

The literal definition for when someone knows they are doing you wrong and chooses consciously to take the wrong action and/or justify wrong doing by pretending to be “too young,” or too unaware to take a stand against the “status quo.”

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Yeah, you’re a shitcunt. Most likely because you don’t know if you’re a shitcunt or not.
by Cumoran September 29, 2023
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Born 25 June, original name (Packett Ho) found her way into the shitcunt hall of fame by sucking off any walking person to get a shot
Racquel Sloss the shitcunt will know who to get a bag from
by Chris Bromley August 18, 2024
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”

Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 8, 2013
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