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Shitcunt

Anyone with the name dan is a shit cunt
Oi there’s dan

His a shitCunt
by Dans_a_shitcunt February 11, 2018
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The expression a man says when he can't find the wire to the laptop to charge it.
" ffs I cant find the shitcunt to plug in and charge this fucking laptop "
by Kc10000 January 20, 2020
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Shitcuntitis

a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behaviour, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.

Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).

This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
"That cunt just rejected my HI-V. I guess his Shitcuntitis is getting worse."
by thestinger April 28, 2021
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Shitcunt

An individual that no one likes, usually tells lies and stabs people in the back.
Vladimir Putin is a total shitcunt
by Mi5 Surveillance Team 6 February 26, 2022
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”

Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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The most abhorrent of all cunts is the shitcunt. The cunt of all cunts one might say!
What a fucking shit thing to do; that Rev is a complete & utter shitcunt.
by Read it & weep August 7, 2019
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shitcunt

The higest form of honour given by an Australian.

The ranking goes
Mate, Cunt, Shitcunt.
Fuckin hell you just saved me from certain death, you bloody shitcunt!
by little ripper August 11, 2022
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