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shitcunt

either someone who is shit at being a cunt, or a cunty person who is just a complete cunt. Every attempt at describing a shitcunt succeeds only in describing someone slightly less cunty - in essence, the infinite cunt. A contemptible cunt more cunty than you can imagine, ever.

can also be used to describe a lady suffering from rectal incontinence, literally her cunt is shitty.

eg My neighbour, ex and daughters boyfriend are all fucking shitcunts
fancy a pint shitcunt. (this is generally considered banter)
I've done a shit in my panties and it's gone right through - I've got a shitcunt!
by the lexicon ninja March 15, 2017
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A shitcunt is the Australian term for dickhead and idiot
Jonno: Oi Damo

Damo: shut up ya shitcunt
by awesome person with a big dick September 16, 2019
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Shitcloak

To Cover an individual entirely from head to toe with animal or human feces, and convince them they are invisible.
Last week we got so drunk in Larry's barn that we covered Duke in horse dook, and legitimately convinced him he was invisible because of his Shitcloak
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
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shitcunt

Friend and or Bestie
Hey shitcunt!
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Shitcuntwomble

An Australian shitcunt that is slightyly worse than a standard Australian shitcunt because he waffles on too much and thinks he's cool.
You know that local Shitcunt who always refuses to get a job? He's gone and done a Philosophy degree in order to explain why he shouldn't have to work in the first place. He's a fucken Shitcuntwomble.
by Daneje June 18, 2023
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<female> is a shitcunt.
by Frederick Joseph David Stemp January 2, 2012
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Shitcunt

Normally used when a friend lets you down, or acts particularty "cunty"

Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!

Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.
When bitches whore up every weekend

"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"

"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"
by yeh1234123123 September 19, 2009
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