A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.
Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.
Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.
Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!
Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.
Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!
by Joe from Carajoland March 08, 2012
Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.
Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
by hannessensens July 22, 2009
by !Nehemia! March 26, 2017
1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.
I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."
by GregCardinals October 15, 2007
A person who is always there for you and you can talk to her about anything even if it is weird or nasty she will always be the person you can have fun with. Shirleys are always fun to talk to and can keep going on and on with the conversation. But she can sometimes be a person who is always in a mood, whether the mood be happy, sad, annoyed, or even cool. She is always unpredictable but she is always a fun person to hang out with and talk to.
by Pertyboy January 21, 2021
The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!
by PacifiCait December 18, 2007
Shirley is a beautiful person that loves and cares for everyone. Shirley is a very good friend to other
by TeamInman May 18, 2020