shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008

Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.

Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!

by Ugotburned July 17, 2015

Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018