shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

shifty eyes

When someone avoids eye contact by looking left and right alternatingly very fast which arouses supicion of being shifty

I dont trust him man, he's been doing the shifty eyes all day.

by coinroller July 28, 2007

Shifty

Shady, untrustworthy. Shady characters are often two-timers.

There are some shifty fellows in those big cities up north.

by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

by Grant October 14, 2004

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008