smeltering

What happens to your clothes when they sit in the laundry hamper for too long.

"Ewww those clothes are smeltering"

by MoSmellsYourStinkinClolthes March 15, 2009

securing the bag

to receive nudes from the person you ask. a partial secure is to get a revealing picture from said person.

Aye man I secured Jenny’s bag yesterday.

I asked her for nudes and i totally secured.

I’m securing the bag.

by sussyboied June 23, 2019

Swettering

normally associated with the larger person where the arse flaps hold mositure and become sweaty, i.e. a sweaty ring.

It's roasting in here and I'm swettering!

by incredible-i January 11, 2013

Serfering

Serfering somebody means landing on them from above killing them in the process. This was first demonstrated by Serfer, and hence is now named after him.

Stygian jumped out of the plane and landed first, only to suffer a Serfering at the feet of Serfer.

by Ignitor September 16, 2008

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008

Sweatering

Attempting to wear a sweater gracefully.

Janice has taken to sweatering, but some of her choices have been Bill Cosby-esque.

by Alsex, The Man October 19, 2010

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015