Data Scientist

A desperate attempt to make "statistician" sound sexy.
Girl: What do you work with?
Statistician: I'm a data scientist
Statistician: Eh, ok.. See you later right?
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Creation Scientist

Creationist supporters who promote Creationism (a.k.a Intelligent Design)as an alternative form of science.
Creationsim is not Science, but a form of philosphy.
"Those so called Creation Scientist at town meeting were just trying to covertly insert religion into our science text books" Bob said to his 10 year old son.
by ????^_^???? September 1, 2008
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wannabe scientist

Someone who gets on YouTube, watches space videos, then goes to the comment section to repeat what they just heard, so they can sound smarter than what they actually are. Usually skinny young adults that wear glasses and have an environment friendly bumper stick on the back of their vehicles.
Those wannabe scientists are on a roll tonight...
by Keithberns5 July 29, 2017
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facebook scientist

A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.

Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii May 5, 2016
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Sex Scientist

A hot woman who is heard on Playboy Radio, she is a scientist and makes Sex Pills and other vitamins, formualtions, and designs creates pills. Her name is Amy.
She talks about women's opinions of Sex and what Women like/she gives advice to men, is an inventor, scientist.
The Sex Scientist makes all kinds of vitamins and knows science and body chemistry, she invents the best pills. Her name is Amy.

The Sex Scientist knows women and what women like, he should call The Sex Scientist.

Smart sexy woman who is a scientist, and a CEO, creator.
The Sex Scientist is a model who is hot and is a real scientist who makes sex pills, she's a sex scientist.

I heard The Sex Scientist on Sirius and XM today.
The Sex Scientist created this vitamin so I know it is a good sex pill.

The Sex Scientist talked about how the science of your adrenal glands can affect your sexual performance.

This pills works, The Sex Scientist made it.

She is a scientist, but she is sexy as hell, she is a sex scientist!

Ask The Sex Scientist if you want to please your girl.
The Sex Scientist is pretty and smart.
A woman who is involved in science and you wan to do her, she is a sex scientist.
She is working on a science project but all I can think about is having sex with her, she is a sex scientist.
She is a scientist that likes sex, and a model who is smart.
by sexytime1 August 14, 2010
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Angry Scientist

the scientist from the kickass show Sheep in the Big City. He was always angry because everyone called him Mad Scientist.
General Specific: Mad Scientist here will help me design my sheep ray.
Angry Scientist: ANGRY SCIENTIST! I NOT MAD SCIENTIST! ANGRY!!!!
by the tuna salad December 21, 2004
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Scientistic Shillism

Scientistic Shillism, also refered as Scientific Shillism, is an ideology that unites Scientistic Aristocracy and Scientific Centrism with Shillism, it basically supports that science dissemination on Internet and science disseminators on Internet should be most neo-positivist as possible and use of science for attack religion, spirituality, esoterics, occultism, metaphysics/extraphysics/nonphysics, multiverses and so on calling all of them as "pseudosciences" and often comparing them to pseudosciences like Flat Earth, Climate Denial, Antivax and so on. Scientistic Shillism is often characterized by it's heavy support on material reductionism and by creating strawmen about science as if all scientists were extremely material reductionist, physicalist, neo-positivist, anti-spiritual, anti-religion, anti-esoteric, anti-occultist, anti-metaphysical and as if literally all atheists were material reductionism and that metaphysical beliefs and philosophy were harmful to society and pseudoscientific and only analytical philosophy is the correct one.
"Scientistic Shillism became a really problem nowadays, mainly among scientific community online, it's really hard to search for scientific things online that don't fit on scientistic shillism category. It only shows that how much we need to protect science, and not just that, also protect philosophy, religion, spirituality, esoterics and occultism of scientistic shillists and all of them unite themselves to avoid things like scientific shillism to become a thing."
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