schwanawana

the weird hairs on the sides of girl's heads that never grow. ie: awkward girl sideburns

Susanna: " Geeze why does my hair look so weird?"
Amanda: "Duh it's the schwanawanas that are messing it up."

by awkwarddancer October 30, 2009

schwänz

männliches Glied (Knorke)

du hast einen geilen Schwänz

by Schwänz April 21, 2020

Schwanz 2

When you have a good friend named Tom you can nickname him Schwanz 2.
This is in Germany a common trend and everyone does it.

„Hey (Tom) Schwanz 2"

by WurstSchäler August 18, 2020

Schwanzhochstand

A syndrome where you get emotionally involved with a specific guy who then decides to move back to England a week later leaving you in tears and emotionally distressed. He as the a-hole has this syndrome called “Schwanzhochstand”.

Oh I heard about this guy called Minh who also has “Schwanzhochstand”.

by Jolli December 6, 2021

Schwanzwinkel

"Schwanzwinkel" is a German thirst-word that was created by Dr. Baby in collaboration with phat ass mixed girl Lindi. It is used to describe a 180 degree rotation of the male's private parts to be directly inserted into a phat-ass-bitches throat. Other than the mistreatment and disrespect of females, this is an actual "dick move". Men who are capable of it are considered to be extra litty. They can reach up to 12 points on a scale from 1 to 10.

Hey Lindi, what did you do last night?
Damn girl, Dr. Baby did gave me some Schwanzwinkel.

Oh wow, I didn't know he was capable of such a dick move!
Yas bitch, he hits it right.

by Phat_Ass_Lindi January 13, 2022

Schwanzcock

A schwanzcock is when a person has a double cock.

"OMG have you seen James?"

"No?"
"Hes has such a big Schwanzcock!"

by anonymous November 1, 2023

Schwanzlutschingen

Schwanzlutschingen is a non-existent small town in southern Bavaria, Germany. It is a well-common metaphoric symbol for rural, simple life. Schwanzlutschingen is used as an insult without being aggressive.

"Ehy Tom! Wanna go out and drink? Let's fuck later, I wanna suck ur dick and drink ur Sacksaft! Lick my Tellernippel :)" — "Ehmmm jooo also neeee du ich hmmm naja heut bleib ich daheim duu..." — "Ey WTF are u from Schwanzlutschingen???? Spast!"

by gollomosh January 31, 2024