chad schultz

The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.

I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.

by ragles November 18, 2019

miles schuler

another word for the imposter

you are being a sus miles schuler

by fawefwaeawefawef October 9, 2021

Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010

Filthy Shulte

When a girl goes into a restroom stall with all her stuff, gets her period, and doesn't wash her hands afterwards.

"Woah that chick is a filthy shulte!"

"I hate you! Just go to the bathroom you filthy shulte!"

"Mr. Rutledge, im a filthy shulte....can you rape me?"

"Oh Peter, you filthy shulte!"

by BROOGAN! June 3, 2009

schusterick

Amazing, big, strong or can throw something really far, usually really good at everything and beats everybody at everything.

That guy is so schusterick im about to cry.

by Will Schusterick December 28, 2007

Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).

After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!

by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007

schultes

a peroson who likes to show off their forearms and other muscular body parts, especially to women.

Schultes showed them last nite.

by beastly man December 6, 2006