Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005
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Schmuck + Trump = Shrump. Trump is the dumbest schmuck in the game. WHO IS THE DUMBEST SHMUCK IN THE GAME???? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP. WHO IS THE DUMB SCHMUCK IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP!!! DONALD SCHRUMP!!!!
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Get the Schrump mug.The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.
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Get the SCHRUTE mug.Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.
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An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
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