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schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....
by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005
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schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.
My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
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Schrump

Schmuck + Trump = Shrump. Trump is the dumbest schmuck in the game. WHO IS THE DUMBEST SHMUCK IN THE GAME???? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP. WHO IS THE DUMB SCHMUCK IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP!!! DONALD SCHRUMP!!!!

-CREDIT GOES TO GARY JACOBS
What's the name of the dumb shmuck in the oval office? Donald Schrump!
by OKURNESSEABJ June 28, 2020
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Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.
Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.
by Schumatrix November 14, 2009
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SCHRUTE

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.
I really screwed that up. I really schruted it.
by CoreyHughes25 January 18, 2007
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Schaumpton

Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.
"I'm from Rolling Ghettos, where are you from?"
"Straight outta Schaumpton."
by h07824092147012784 March 2, 2009
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Schlumfy

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021
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