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Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.
My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.
by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010
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schoolist

Schoolists are people who label or stereotype someone based on the school they go to. Similar to racists who label people based on their inheritance.
A: Hey look she goes to Y Highschool! She must be rejected from X College... What a stupid girl.

A is a 'schoolist'.
by Axcidna October 6, 2008
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Schoolbernation

When one goes into a deep state of schoolwork where they can do nothing else. Instead of going into a deep state of sleep for several months, as in hibernation, they will do nothing other than schoolwork for an extended period of time. Friends and family will have an extremely hard time getting a hold of them.
Lauren was unreachable this Summer due to her extreme state of schoolbernation, caused by instense Summer school classes.
by SquirrelLover<3 July 3, 2010
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Scholze

Cocky ass hole who thinks he's really awesome. Brags about arm-bars all the time. Get easily butt-hurt when you make fun of him, or flip him the bird. Loves working out but is a "hardgainer" who has small arms.

Also sucks at basketball. (You couldn't slide a piece of paper under his jump shot)
Guy1: Dude, I don't know what it is, but I just feel like a pussy today.

Guy2: Dude, quit being such a fucking Scholze.
by Flex Magazine April 1, 2010
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Schoolicidal

The feeling you get when you go to school and it makes you want to die.
Friend 1: hey how's it going
Friend 2: I'm feeling schoolicidal
by Abigd January 30, 2017
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Schoolie

Some who has recently graduated (or other!) from highschool who goes on a drunken rampage with similar youths, usually in a Kombi stacked to the roof with slabs.
by Smythe November 1, 2003
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Schoolies

Schoolies as a term was first used in 1974.
Until then it had been a loose gathering of Private School graduates.
In 1974, on Hedges Avenue a meeting of Secondary School graduates convened to organise a schedule of events for the week.
These events were held at private homes plus some were held at the Old Broadbeach Hotel beer garden.
The term Schoolies was used on all flyers that promoted the events.
Tonight's Schoolies event will be held at "name and address withheld for privacy regions" .
To RSVP please leaves your name in an empty XXXX longneck on the front porch.
by Roo74 November 18, 2016
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