schnoodle

a pimp ass dog that claims any hood any of you mother fuckers say is yours and will bust a cap in your ass for talkin shit

guy one: Dude is that a Schnoodle?
guy two: Yeah Fuck me!!!

by dopeman69 October 19, 2011

schnuggle

Like snuggling, but better.

She really wanted to schnuggle last night, but he wasn't up for it.

by Beckyyyyyy March 13, 2008

Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008

schnoodle

a soft, womanly hound that sleeps a lot and can't handle pills and pot

Damn you schnoodle you better wake up and have another pill!

by xxccvvbbss January 15, 2009

schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

by Holly October 11, 2003

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008

schnurgle

To take and use something with the owners consent, but acting sneakily.

Can I schnurgle some coke? - Having already taken the can and started to drink.

by Bob November 16, 2004