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schnovus

A mixture of shit and novus, schnovus is the ultimate all-purpose word for any situation.

The word comes from Novus Glass, a big car repair company in NZ. Much like the Buddhist Om, Schnovus practically means anything.
*crashes vehicle*
oh schnovus, i crashed me car!!
by Count Hæstenn of Montaigu February 20, 2022
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Schmookus Pookus

Hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?
by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022
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schmookus pookus

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?
by someone cute<3 October 15, 2022
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Schnorking

The act of licking a feral cat found in rural Swedish neighborhoods.
Hey Jonathan Damongle XXII, shall we partake in an extravagant schnorking escapade?
by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026
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Blorkus-Shmorkus

Literally just head, for a guy though.
I want blorkus-shmorkus” or “Went back to my place, and she gave me blorkus-schmorkus!!!”
by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025
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Blorkus-Shmorkus

Head but it’s only used when referring to a guys dingaling
I want blorkus-Shmorkus” or “Woah, she gave me blorkus-smorkus!!”
by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025
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