schnovus

A mixture of shit and novus, schnovus is the ultimate all-purpose word for any situation.

The word comes from Novus Glass, a big car repair company in NZ. Much like the Buddhist Om, Schnovus practically means anything.

*crashes vehicle*
oh schnovus, i crashed me car!!

by Count Hæstenn of Montaigu February 20, 2022

Schnouser

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.

"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"

by duality8808 September 1, 2011