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Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.
While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.
by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021
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schnoodle

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.
"That sick faggot Shem got caught schnoodling again, I reckon he will get done this time."

"Me & John are very close, we even schnoodle once and awhile."
by TylerLu April 13, 2008
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schnoodle

a pimp ass dog that claims any hood any of you mother fuckers say is yours and will bust a cap in your ass for talkin shit
guy one: Dude is that a Schnoodle?
guy two: Yeah Fuck me!!!
by dopeman69 October 19, 2011
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Schmoople

A word that is almost impossible for a native English speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling
schmoople, schmoople :D damn it
by bunger1598 August 31, 2011
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Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.
Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"
by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008
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schnooble

A cute little baby named Faith; something so cute as to be a schnooble.
Faith is such a cute little Schnooble!
by Frodginald November 10, 2013
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schnoodle

a soft, womanly hound that sleeps a lot and can't handle pills and pot
Damn you schnoodle you better wake up and have another pill!
by xxccvvbbss January 15, 2009
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