schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Schmott

Short for Schmotty the panda. A gentle, loving creature from the woodlands of Poland. A complete spaz, and has a very nice ghetto booty and a soft, pale white tummy.. very short attention span. Friends have strange names such as kittyhawk, mc holmes, leeeeeeevvvv, dragon, ect. and they r all gorgeous and sexxiii. schmotts have strange obsessions with poop. sometimes are mistaken for borat. She is very hot and an excellent cuddler. Ever body wanna b a schmott.

She has banged many exotic creatures over the years, and has two children. when she want it, she gets it!

***special note*** SCHMOTTS R SEXY BEASTS, ALSO IF U MESS WITH ONE, U DIE!

schmotty: poop is brown..not usually purple. but sometimes...

by *kittyhawk!* April 3, 2009

Schmutzwurst

A german word, literally means "Dirt-Sausage".

German:
Hey Peter du alte Schmutzwurst!
English:
Hey Peter you old Schmutzwurst!

by Kermit213 January 5, 2010

schmutter

Polari term for apparel or clothes

I wouldn't be seen dead in last season's schmutter

by spidey June 17, 2004

schmutzka

Extraordinary man, not by his powers but by his habits, way of thinking and acting, behaviour etc. Based upon hero from epoch of romantism. Thus, called romantic.

He is Schmutzka, he is not normal kind of human being.

by Schmutzka December 20, 2007

schmootzky

hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.

Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.

Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it

by minipie September 15, 2010

schmutzel

Verb: to mingle, hobknob, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
Noun: one who mingles, hobknobs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

Sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.

Robert knew that if he was going to get a documentary about his gay father green lighted, he'd have to really schmutzel the execs at HBO.

by Lolita Hacksaw September 9, 2014