Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.

"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"

by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013

Schmoopee

How a spouse refers to the better half with love and affection.

My schmoopee is the best man in the world.

by tntbrowne August 19, 2009

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011

schmoopy

1)A term of endearment.

2)A pet name.

3)A type of poopy.

Also: Shmoopy

Origin: Ancient Celtic Garble "Skshmoopdy"

Is something wrong? Aww, come here shmoopy.

What a tiny turtle - I think I'll call it Shmoopy.

by Bum May 8, 2004

Schmoopified

When you've just started a relationship around valentines day and one of the people in the relationship gives an extremely over the top gift to the other person.

(From the Seinfeldian Soup Nazi episode)

Even though Jim and Robin had only been on two dates, Jim realized he'd been schmoopified when he opened the door to his apartment to find 8 dozen roses.

by 14ll41 February 2, 2009

schmoop

To give blowjobs to random people in bars and on the street.

My friends and I had a schmoop party downtown last week.

by brcu May 28, 2010

schmoople

An old badger's ear

oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!

by BarryChuckle727 July 9, 2014