Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking or eating cannabis that you become uncomfortable with the thought of becoming higher.

Man that blunt you rolled made me way too schpoinked.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

schmonkicide

To commit acts of gay oral sex on another man, typically one named Christopher Templeton.

I committed schmonkicide on my best friend Chris. I loved it so much.

by True man June 5, 2022

Shmoinkplop

Over average sized dump

Taking an absolute Hiroshima sized shmoinkplop in my toilyboily

by The geeben boobin December 1, 2022

Schminker

A term used to describe a man or woman whom gets sexually aroused by anally penetrating tree frogs or other slimy amphibious creatures.

Dude sweet terrarium, but don’t let Billy see these frogs, he’s what you call a real Schminker.

by Definition of Onomatopoeia January 19, 2023

Schmonkey

The act of hitting a bomb in baseball.

Lets go, SCHMONKEY!!!

by extremewhitemale May 8, 2023

Shmoinka

Another word for penis

A Joey why you on his Shmoinka.
Dang all on my shmoinka.

by 216Quanny July 10, 2023

Schminkie

To be Devious and Bricked Up (angry)

I feel so schminkie I think I might gloogoink all over the place.

by BrigSux December 26, 2023