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Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
by VM2008 February 11, 2008
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Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.
Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!
by Jay Hat April 7, 2007
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schmecker

that schmecker shoots up every day
by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009
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schmeker

The very studly dude was a total schmeker
by Adriana March 12, 2005
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schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)
Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!
by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009
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Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
by VM2008 January 11, 2009
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Schmeidel

When you go up to someone either from behind or in front of and start humping them just for the fun of it.
"Oh my gosh....look at them, they're Schmeideling!"
by Name Unknown June 13, 2004
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