Schlop

Sound kitty makes when it drinks water. Doggos can make it too.

Kitty see water, kitty do schlop sclhop, water gone.

by KittyPotatoCat June 30, 2019

schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

schlorb

* to imagine oneself as a snail or a little creature

* dude I’m schlorbing around

* stop being a little schlorb

by gillivert September 7, 2022

schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008

booty schlop

When a woman's buttocks are covered in purrel hand sanitizer and she proceeds to twerk up to a male with the penis between her butt cheeks

"Damn! I got the nicest booty schlop from Hamilton last night!"

"Awesome!"

by Vilkdad January 11, 2014

schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

shlorper

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head

O yea shordy def a shlorper

by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022