Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

schlonger

a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by crabnin February 27, 2009

schlonger

a fancy breakfast, a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by cladnin December 9, 2008

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 18, 2015

Shloinker doylay

A fat shong in between a nice pair of shloinkers

Damn that girl just got shloinker doylayed.

by Jabelitz June 10, 2015

Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012