Skip to main content

Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.
{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
==================================
THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
==================================
>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.
by lubaver September 30, 2021
mugGet the Schizo posting mug.

Woman Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking
person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"

person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"

person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"
by GETBACKINTHEKITCHEN February 20, 2011
mugGet the Woman Schizophrenia mug.

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
psychotic disorders...
Paranoid Schizophrenia

Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia
by blthrskt March 16, 2009
mugGet the Paranoid Schizophrenia mug.

schizzin

intransitive verb, going postal or behaving hysterically about minutia.
Yo, you be schizzin and straight trippin, G.
by jbmonday October 13, 2003
mugGet the schizzin mug.

Schizznip

A mix between a turnip and a cheese nip. Often used in exclamation of something.
Oh Schizznip!
by SimMir April 10, 2009
mugGet the Schizznip mug.

Fo schizzle my nizzle

"bro I can hook you up"
"Fo schizzle my nizzle"
"I got you"
by fo chizzle October 27, 2015
mugGet the Fo schizzle my nizzle mug.

schitzach

Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .
Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.
by Phuquetard October 24, 2019
mugGet the schitzach mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email