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loan shark

A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.

A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.
That loan shark doubled his rate after I missed paying him by one day.
by Crono February 24, 2003
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Sober Shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
by Mike & Nick January 8, 2009
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Nigger Shark

A black person who can swim
Alex: Omg Tyrone is swimming
Frank: Look at that Nigger Shark go
by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017
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The Shark

A nick-name for someone that is a relentless predator, like a shark, when it comes to the opposite sex.

i.e. Dave "The Shark"
Luke: We've only just walked in the door and he's off weaving through the crowd looking for ass

Paul: Yeah, that's why we call him The Shark.
by chopper69 November 12, 2009
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Creamy Cody Scharmer

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.
Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall
by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012
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I'm a Shark!

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"
by kelderoth April 2, 2007
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shark pog

Poggers but the mouth is open more
Guy 1: I got the kfconsole yesterday
Guy 2: shark pog
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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