Scattoo

(n): a combination of the words “Scary,” “Scar,” and “Tattoo.”, Luckily the word “Scat” also emerged from this hybrid, which is another word for Fecal Matter. (”Shit”. . . for the vulgar lay-person!)

That tattoo is so bad that its not even a tattoo... its a SCATTOO

by jinji October 13, 2009

Scatolodge

Being scatalogical (i.e. Pooping) and it gets stuck midway.

When I had scatolodge I didn't know if I should keep pushing or try to readmit my load.

by The person of america June 6, 2014

scatmonger

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.

Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.

by tonto loco March 13, 2015

Scatophile

Someone who likes defensive football

- Ayoub, I love watching Mourinho parking the bus.
- Gross dude! You can't possibly love defensive football, it's like eating your own shit. That'd mean you're a scatophile.

by Ayoubaoui August 20, 2018

Scatosphere

A layer of The Earth's atmosphere in between The Ozone layer and The Photosphere. It is composed of 50% Methane, 20% Sulfur, and 30% Shit.

"Damn it Randy, if we don't get Ricky to stop it with his bullshit. And if that happens his bullshit will get everywhere. And if that happens it'll be in the wind Randy. And then it will make a new layer in the atmosphere Randy. I call it the Scatosphere Randy."

by TimTommyTurner October 29, 2018

Smatso

When a ugly Sister stinks and is flat and is giving information to parents about a little brother

Aye yo Victor your sister is a smatso

by Boboi March 16, 2019

scatholic

An person following the doctrine of the scatholic church, that is, a worshipper of scat

A catholic person with a penchant for coprophagy

A severely smelling and/or dirty catholic person.

Wow, this room smells like a scatholic church!

I do not want to sit there, that person really looks like a scatholic

by onacc November 13, 2019