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Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.
by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020
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Salomone

Salomone is a noble character in the game World of Warcraft. Salomone is well known for being a great player, that often goes out of his way to help others.
"Man, that Salomone is a great guy."
by Wowmyself May 14, 2009
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dead salmon

when the partner on the bottom does not move during intercourse. maybe throws in an occasional wiggle.
When Eva is in her home bed, she pulls the dead salmon, but if you got something for her she will grab your hips and rock your world.
by Temple House February 13, 2006
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salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?
by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021
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Slap the Salmon

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Salmon Tail

The act of slapping the inner thighs of another person rapidly with one hand, imitating the motion of a salmon's tail swimming up-stream.
"I was standing at the bar, sipping my drink, keeping my cool, when I suddenly got salmon-tailed and was no longer able to maintain a stoic composure."

"There is nothing that breaks the ice better than giving a salmon tail"
by joojy-poojy June 8, 2012
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Salamantaloupe

Wow man, imagine if a salamander and a cantaloupe were mixed!??? It’d be a Salamantaloupe!
by jennaltracey April 22, 2019
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