saL

A person that was roasted so hard that even the teacher laughs at him.

Did you hear how bad saL got roasted? He has to write his name with a capital "L" from now on.

by Soccersal March 20, 2016

Sal

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate October 10, 2016

Sal

A really sexy guy. Probably Italian. He's old now but back in the day he could pick up any woman who he laid eyes on. Always a one night stand so they never stayed which makes him a wrinkly 70 year old man with no kids AND A LIT AF FORKLIFT. Pretty suprised hes damn single. He grew up in the city of full house (North Beach) which is lit as hell. I'd like to go there

"Sal groped my dog"

by RodTargent December 27, 2018

Sal

The hottest man you'll ever see. You can find him on impractical jokers

Have you seen sal he's so hot

by Pussgetter February 14, 2019

sal

god or sal undertale

im sal undertale fight ma.

by WELLTHISISEPICLYEPIC January 21, 2019

sal

umm idk how to explain him except a 3 foot tall hype beast who has braces and a new pair of 600 dollar sneakers every day. You probably have one of these at your school.

sal stop those aligator shoes are ugly.

by Hannah Bannanananannana March 26, 2019

Sal

a brief (or extended) period of extreme thoughtlessness, apathetic, bitchy, narcissistic, or cunt-like behavior

person 1: damn dude, that was a pretty awful thing to do/say
person 2: i’m sorry, man. i guess i just did a Sal

by frankbee April 21, 2019