Ruslansexual

Someone who is attracted primarily towards Ruslan. Ruslan needs to be really fit in order to be attracted by Ruslansexuals.

Ruslan must possess but not limited to:
1) 6 pack abbs
2) Keanu Reeves look and charisma
3) CS:GO MMR above average
4) Sing random song every 2 hours
5) Never let random Danoik touch his dick
6) Pray to the Sun and The Holy Nasi Lemak
7) Let his followers pay for his prostitutes, at least once in Ruslan lifecycle
8) At least once imagining how he would fuck a full grown tiger (gender of tiger doesn't matter)
9) Initiate a pagan believe into "Hryucran way"
10) Listen the phrase - "Хрюхран... соберись " at least once in Ruslan lifecycle

- Do you like Ruslan?
- Bro... the whole planet is lowkey ruslansexuals at this point
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- Ruslan touched my ear..
- Ruslansexual aren't ya?

by Lida Saidamha Kionad Lognom September 21, 2023

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Rustan

Rustan is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He is so genuine, caring, loving, handsome, passionate and will love you unconditionally. He will be there for you through everything and will put a smile on your face. Rustan has the sweetest soul but he is very gullible. He would never do a thing to hurt you ever. He is very understandable and will listen to you talk all day. He has the sweetest smile and the most beautiful eyes. Rustan is perfect in every single way. Also his laugh is very contagious! Rustan will always make you laugh even at the worst times. He will brighten up your days and always try to make you happy. Rustan is super loyal and will trust you 100% so you do the same. He is a great bestfriend and also a boyfriend. If you have him don’t let him go. You won’t find another like him.

Rustan is so cute

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Ruslan

Ruslan is a Russian man name , that originated from Arslan . You could see this name In Pushkin’s poem “Ruslan and Lyudmila» . Large of his dicks can compare of Eifel tower. In fact , his dick is so big that Gagarin got to space by climbing on the top of his dick. He seduce every girl for the blink of the eye . Americans used Ruslan’s sperm for bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki . Ruslan’s balls bigger than earth.
Lust but not least , after throwing the ring down to the volcano „Orodruin“ , Frodo has change his name to Ruslan and forced Gandalf to do the same .

Quotes using this name

Gagarin - thanks to Ruslan I got to a space

Elvis Presley - Ruslan taught me how to play guitar

Antanta after winning the Second World War - If it wasn 't for Ruslan , we would never have ended the war

by MRAZEXONE November 21, 2021

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Rushan

A turtle like looking thing, which can dance and has lot's of sarcasm. Sometimes a good friend that doesn't smile in pictures and gets drunk every now and then.

"Rushan" They're just like, "hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But i'm going to take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle

by The Real Mouse July 29, 2011

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