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Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.
Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010
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Rumpel Blumpkin

Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.
I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.
by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016
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Rappel

Sounds like Apple but it’s the rappel .... the art of sliding down towers or Columns during Turnaround without stopping or getting caught.
Chad it’s almost lunch screw that ladder just rappel that shit down here!!!!
by Broke back ;))) August 2, 2019
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Ruppe

Ruppe is name that is beautiful. A Ruppe is very strong and she doesn’t care if others don’t like her. She will be moody at points but definitely has a good heart. Do not count a Ruppe out. Although a Ruppe is a strong girl she has emotions and feelings, so don’t make her feel like nothing.
Boy: Ruppe has a strong attitude

Boy 2: Look Ruppe is crying!
by Cindy1166caldone1188 September 28, 2020
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Woman Reppeler

Someone who is an absolute woman repeller is one who can never find love and will eventually be gay
Person one: Have you seen Solomon?
Person two: Yeah he is an absolute woman reppeler
Person one: Ik lmao
by East Vagina July 3, 2019
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ruphelous

A person who suffers from a disorder in which one feels the need to buy and sell paintball guns excessivley. See Gun whore, Gun Bitch, Trevor "Tdot" Brown.
Tdot: "Have you heard the news. Just got a borg."
Andrew: "Dude thats like 14 paintball guns now in the past 3 months."
Tdot: "I'll Cut you."
Andrew: "Dude, your ruphelous"
by Andrew Fraser June 29, 2006
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Rumpel Stiffskin

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."
by Marquis70 April 30, 2008
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