ritz car

a place to vibe.

i’m just vibin in the ritz car

by stevesasshole November 27, 2019

ritz rat

A person who can be found at the Ritz Bar in Jacksonville Beach on every Friday and Saturday night. This person is usually on a first and last name basis with every bartender, doorman, dj, and fellow ritz rat. It is not an uncommon occurrence to spot a ritz rat popping in on a Sunday afternoon to close out his/her tab that was left open all weekend, if he/she isn't Sunday Fundaying at Lemon Bar. Buy a ritz rat a gatorade and a shot of goldschlager and you'll be invited to hang in his/her world.

slutty hot girl 1: "Ugh! That girl just got a drink in 10 seconds, when I've been waiting for 10 minutes!"

slutty hot girl 2: "She must be a ritz rat."

by BK10piece November 12, 2010

ritz carlton

The nicest hotel chain in the world, the richest of the rich will stay there. Rooms can be as much as a few thousand a night.

My family and i are gonna stay at the ritz carlton, we're rolling rich now

by unnamed123456 April 28, 2006

ritz chips

The best snack known to man.AKA Orgasim in solid form.

I shoved so many delicious ritz chips into my mouth i could taste it on my ass crack

by Mr. Finkelbottoms March 24, 2005

Ritz Cracker

White trash who stay at nice hotels, usually ruining a good time for anyone else staying there.

"Oh crap... here comes a rusty minivan with five kids and a basset hound, must be more ritz crackers."

by bucksfan89 July 12, 2009

Ritz-cheezasaurus

An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.

Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.

by Three Thenths September 26, 2022

ritz carlton

Dude, this place is sick, the best hotels in the world, and the nicest. The best ones are the ones in Palm Beach, Florida and the one in Pasadena, Cali which is not a ritz anymore but still looks da same. Its DOPE LAKERS, TRIVIUM, PIXIE ACIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dribble Rock lIke wade and bounce like shaq. like an ounce of raw, fuck, feedin my son is a must. I make you want to pull yo lip over yoself and just swallow yoself- DIZ HOTEL IS OFF DA CHAIn, ITS DA RITZ Carlton BIATCH
JUELZ/THEGAME
DIPSET/BWS

by Tommy Smoove February 14, 2008