to reform The Church

(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.

by Sexydimma November 4, 2012

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 20, 2021

Reform Party

The collective term for group of old, out of touch, bitter, repressed, smelly assholes and cunts. Their only agenda is lining their pockets and making the rich richer.

Did you see those people at office today?? Total Reform Party.

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

Reforming

The conversion of bad people and the adoption of a new great personality.

Passerby 1: What is going on here?
Passerby 2: He's reforming, he got what he deserved.

by Scaredconfidence June 7, 2024

reformed

to get your cat deleted from #sotf-discussion

this is an inside joke

dude he posted a cat, he's going to get reformed!

by valid1000 February 17, 2023

Reform UK

The left wing media whine and spread misinformation about them being racist nazis. At least Reform isn't a warmongering parry unlike Labour and Conservative who decide to get involved in wars which have jack shit to do with them. Nigel Firage just states his honest opinion, and people don't like it.

Reform UK is the way forward, peeps!

by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019