Queso Beso

Is when 1) you kiss someone and their breath smells like mexican cheese or 2) when you put wiz cheeze in your mouth and french kiss ur partner.

"Ayyyy cochinno, lavate la boca, no quiero tu queso beso!"

by Magnetar October 18, 2012

Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014

queso papí

A Mexican pimp. The equivalent of a sugar daddy.

Have you met Devan? He is such a queso papí!

by quesopapí101 November 17, 2015

queso faceo

Slang for facial, invented by the band UnderTipper.

and then at the end of the scene, he gave her a serious case of queso faceo

by UnderTipper January 18, 2017

Queso blanco

Delicious cheese, but it sometimes looks like there's plastic in it. Oh well.

karl give me the queso blanco.

by yesssssssssssssssooooo March 24, 2023

Queso Explosion

When a woman (or person with female genitals and sex organs) consumes a delicious food item (such as a food item) and cums in her pants metaphorically. Most common at Mexican Restaurant establishments. Queso, as the titular item of this phenomenon, often bears a striking resemblance to the woman's metaphorical ejaculate in both hue and viscosity.

Oh me! Oh my! This margarita is inducing quite the queso explosion!

by pdiddler1895 March 17, 2025

boner queso

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.

by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017