quaranteed

A hybrid word of quarantined and guaranteed. Used for situations in regards to the current pandemic of COVID19 quarantine that is guaranteed to happen or not to happen because of it.

I am 100% quaranteed that the PS5 will be delayed. Not only the current pandemic crisis but because it said to have overheating issues.

by DrArmageddon April 20, 2020

Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020

quaranteen

someone who was a teen during the isolation period so missed out on important self discovery and education

1: im gonna fail my gcses
2: ur such a quaranteen

by ferrettoes1 May 24, 2020

Quaranti

A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share

I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie

by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020

Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

by Nezarynew March 29, 2020

Quarantationship

A casual relationship that occurs during quarantine, typically these people are separated due to social distancing.

I met this guy on tinder and it turned into a quarantationship.

by S Lobo April 11, 2020

Quaranstyle

Quaranstyle is that fabulous pajama, no bra, rat hair look when your not forced to be a seen member of society.

How it's used:

"Girl, you looking good in your quaranstyle."
"I'm quaranstyling today, no webinars."
"Don't judge me. These leggings with a hole the crotch is quaranstyling perfection."

by Wanda Was Here April 16, 2020