I saw a girl bio-pursing at the store, she pulled her keys out of her vagina when she was leaving.
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by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009
Get the bio-pursingmug. A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
by K. Ca June 20, 2007
Get the baby pursemug. A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
Get the stunt pursemug. Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
Get the jail pursemug. a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008
Get the purse dogmug. Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017
Get the Birth pursemug. 