Purdy's Law

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Puppy Killer

The heartless and extremely one dimensional character in a movie that is so mean and evil or dickish, that you can't help but hate him. He is also often characterized as the killer or abuser of beautiful and defenseless wives & girlfriends and innocent children, or the dick boyfriend of the leading lady that you cannot for the life of you, figure out why she's with him.

He either dies near the end of the movie in a very sadistic and creative way at the hands of the the good guy, or he is humiliated in front of his peers and those he's wronged. In either case he is such an asshole that his form of death or humiliation has given the writers an easy out to give the audience something to cheer and feel good about.

Colonel Quaritich proved himself to be the Puppy Killer in the movie, Avatar, when he started the extermination of the peaceful planet loving Na'vis on Pandora.

It was revealed that Zack, in Wedding Crashers, was the Puppy Killer, when he bragged about his sexual conquests behind his girlfriend Claire's back and how he was using her just to advance his political career.

by Sidbo January 5, 2010

puppy water

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water

mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water

by bigballswag365 December 2, 2015

puppyrazzi

When you take your cute ass tiny puppy into public and you get swarmed with salivating puppy-crazed chicks on smartphones snapping endless pics. All one can do is run and pray the roads are safe... or hang out and scope for numbers.

So my dog rides with me on the motorcyle and wears doggles to protect its eyes. But i cant even order coffee without the friggin puppyrazzi swarming me.

by Helo world champ April 25, 2017

stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

puppy eyes

When an animal or person tilts their head and somehow gives the effect of adorable, big, puppy eyes. It can make people say yes since they can't resist the cuteness. Most people can do it with a little bit of makeup.

I have to give ice cream to my sister since she gave me the 'puppy eyes' look.

by Someone who defined puppy eyes December 2, 2013

Soccer Puppy

A Soccer Puppy is a member or supporter of the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.

Did you see the rumour that James Forrest has signed on to be a Soccer Puppy next season?

Naw mate, that's a chocolate lab, you dumb cunt.

by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020