printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.

Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.

by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009

Poo Painter

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Pintercourse

A trademark style of intercourse where you just engage in sexual behaviour for the advent of power.
The term stems from the Nobel laureate Harold Pinter's characteristic style of playwrighting where the characters often engages in this behaviour.

- This woman just keeps her goodies under wraps, she invites me up for coffee at night and then sends me home...

- So you've had pintercourse?

by waitingforgodot August 10, 2009

Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same

Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.

by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021

Rogue Printer

A printer that a worker secretly installs, on an open network, or local pc port without his supervisor or boss knowing about it.

Dood1: Whats up with that printer hidden under your desk?

Dood2: Its rogue. Its a rogue printer man... That way i can save time and print my own stuff.

by tjamnz January 16, 2010

Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019