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Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.
Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
by Skybo67 October 12, 2009
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Psychobitch

A young female who loves her brand new boyfriend. She
comes across as sweet, loving and beautiful but often times she's a drama queen and gets jealous easily while she's a manipulator. Nothing/or nobody gets in the way of she and her man. When the boyfriend breaks up with her however after realizing she is unstable,we see a different side of her. She will stop at nothing to get her vengeance, threatening to make the ex-boyfriend's life miserable, attempting to ruin him, and hurt all his loved ones. She will stop at nothing cos she's a psychobitch.
When Andersen first met Morgan, she was sweet, shy, and beautiful. But she was clingy, and needy, easily jealous. She was a drama queen, which was the source of many fights. She had a bad temper and she would manipulate such good person like Morgan if she didn't get her way or wanted something. One day Morgan broke up with Andersen, calling her a psychobitch. Andersen wanted to make him pay, especially when she tried to sabotage Morgan's acting career and his new love life. Morgan's friends had told him to break up with Andersen months ago. They said that she was straight-up psychobitch.
by Babydoll75 March 9, 2019
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psychobitch

A girl who is evil, and has psychotic tendencies. A foul swearword, but has funny conontations.
She went all psychobitch on me...
by Lizzie-monster July 19, 2006
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psychobitch

A.K.A Ex-Girlfriend, wench, the slut, that whore.

Psychobitches are born and bred in all places of the world. Usually psychobitches from birth, they will destroy your life, tell you what to do - winge and nag when it isn't needed.

All psychobitches should be put down at birth to prevent spreading of their disease.
"I hate that bitch, she fucked me over... damn hormones turned a great girl into a PSYCHOBITCH"
by the_dawk_father July 22, 2006
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psych ward bitches

Girls from either inpatient or the looney bin. These bitches are absolute freaks in bed, but a pain in the ass outside of that. You’ll have the craziest night of your life with one of them
Jake: Damn bro those psych ward bitches went crazy last night.
Daniel: Get help.
by Big Fat Niggaballs December 22, 2022
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pyschobitch

Jesus, your such a pyschobitch.
by MITCHSTEWART May 21, 2009
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psychobitch magnet

a guy who keeps on having relationships with phychotic females
''shit i must pick them, i must be some kind of psychobitch magnet or sumthink''
by senior cebolla August 8, 2012
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