Polo G

The greatest rapper of all time

Polo g is better than lil uzi

by CapalotG_oat November 16, 2020

Water Polo

The most physically and mentally challenging sport on Earth. Constant swimming keeps the body in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. Water Polo in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. The synergy of the physical and mental aspects of Water Polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world.

Dont like Water Polo? Thats ok, only true athletes can appreciate a real sport.

by Animal August 29, 2004

Prolog

A trippy 70's computer programming language that uses recursion like a motherfucker. It is a logical programming language designed for expressing human logic instead of specific machine instructions. Unlike procedural languages such as C, it has very little practical use outside of a university environment.

Uni student #1: Holy shit. Recursively manipulating lists in Prolog is totally screwing with my head! Btw, why the fuck is my program stuck in a loop?

Uni student #2: You've got to create a base case for your predicate. Otherwise it just backtracks up the list and down again.

Uni student #1: Thanks. Fuck. I don't know if I'm gonna pass this course.

Uni student #2: Don't worry. It's not as if this shit is useful anyway.

by HumphreyB May 13, 2006

poololigist

One who is well versed in eight-ball or nine-ball.

Nice bank shot Hadrian,
Thanks man, you know I'm a poololigist right?

by The H July 13, 2006

Polonium Radon

The periodic table version of porn, often selected over other ionic compounds because the two elements' symbols together create the compound PoRn, spelling porn.

Man 1: Hey man, did you catch that PoRn last night?
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!

by Horny and Porny October 24, 2017

rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.

Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019