by rex itsblissard qutwo yt January 26, 2023
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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by KKDDSS April 13, 2022
by ender♡ October 12, 2021
The term (singular or plural) used on fans who look upon their favorite bands/actors/celebrities as gods, or as something to be obtained. Usually around the age of 14, but can also be older. The Prey are easily duped into believing any rumour about their favorite band, and are quick to jump to conculsions or become upset when their wishes do not go as planned. Usually bordering on a personality disorder. Commonly socially inept.
The Prey girl wrote a horribly written fanfiction story in which she and Gerard from My Chemical Romance got married. When Mr. Way got married in real life, the Prey was upset and cried for weeks.
by RipperReaper September 26, 2007
by A bugs's eyes May 25, 2023