Peeweezer

A very unattractive and geeky female. These "women" usually resemble men more in terms of appearance and personality. They are often bottom of the barrel goblins that take desperation to a whole new level and often do not discriminate on their partners gender or looks because they will practically take anything they can get. Since they quite frankly have nothing to offer, they are masters of sexually pleasing both men and women alike to somewhat make up for how unbearable they are. Peeweezers often smell like a sweaty bodybuilder despite refusing to do any exercise of any sort. In addition, they often have a BMI well over 30 and have an appetite to match it. Unless you have the sex drive of a goat on steroids, you won't even be able to get a boner to penetrate. They are often indulged in fictional worlds to escape their miserable realities. Minecraft games, harry potter books, and the gender studies degrees are almost guaranteed to be possessed by a peeweezer. Peeweezers are always very social awkward on top of everything and just being with one can make you feel like everyone in high school is laughing at you. Once you actually get into a relationship with one, you will notice that they are unusually whiney and annoying even compared to normal girls. Even if you are one of the rare people who can tolerate the looks of a peeweezer, she'll still make you realize that you can't tolerate another day of this by week 2 of your relationship.

*Peeweezer be like "I'm actually not sure I'm NOT transgender!" Because she looks like a boy bruh

*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy

* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer

*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer

*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer

*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"

*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"

*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"

by Brocolli Obunga February 13, 2021

Peewee

That kid who’s balls never fell with a small dick we call him peewee

Listen peewee she is looking to feel good, not be understood.

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

Peewee Herbsman

A individual who often engages in the act of rolling pinner joints or blunts.

Is that a gram you got rolled in that wood fam? Man's a real Peewee Herbsman.

by Rouleng Payhpurz November 1, 2015

preee

The sound a penguin makes. It's like a higher pitched squeal.

In a high pitch
penguin: -preeee

by Dayna Connelly February 15, 2007

Preteen

A kid between ages 11-14. Kids this age are typically in middle school. Other words for preteen are tween/young teen/early teen.

Preteen is the stage that is before your teen years.

by BoogsTheGreat August 20, 2016

preteen moments

Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it

Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!

by catmann5418 October 23, 2007