PreTard

A person who takes too much pre-workout and starts to act insane

Look at Johnny over there on the bench press, it looks like he’s got that PreTard strength today.

by PhillyStinkBait November 17, 2025

Pretard

A Pretard is someone who thinks that every pre 2020 lil uzi vert song is insane and he will never reach that level again. Pretards hate on anything new and compare any existing producer that Uzi works with to their lord and savior oogie mane.

*non pretard* Hey bro you fw that new Chanel boy song?

*pretard* nah bro fuck that im bumping uzi bugz ronin own wave rn

by anonymous November 27, 2025

Obramboslovska petarda

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.

They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.

by nakrovu November 8, 2018

Preward

A reward in advance of an action. A pre-reward.

I am prewarding myself with a nice lunch before a busy afternoon at work

by JoeDurSalis December 9, 2010

petard

a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.

to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.

by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004

pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019