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Pranit

Thoughtful and considerate, but will give happiness to others not worrying about his self-destructive tendencies. He will treat you right if you treat him right and he will share his success with his closest friends. However, he will hide his pain for as long as possible.
Pranit is such a nice guy!
by Snpr1099 June 7, 2019
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Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.
1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.
by DFresh03 December 29, 2010
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prangin out

When your feeling high on coke. This is the name of one of Mike Skinners (The Streets) songs and he explains it here at this link.
The word chang means cocaine and prang means agitated or fear of something. So the combination of chang and prang is prangin. When your getting a buzz on cocaine.
Jimmy was prangin out last night before be passed out on the couch.
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Prangie

Not entirely involved to "Prang" but in fact refer to normally a gorgeous tanned girl with a big personality. A Prangie is normally amazing in bed, possess such great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. She's amazing all around.
Wow, I really wish Prangie was my girlfriend!
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Pradipti

The word to describe the cutest thing in the world...
OMG! That girl is so Pradipti! I feel the urge to glomp her.....
by drowningpool December 28, 2009
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Prancing Unicorn

The act of applying an Alaskan Pipeline onto one's forehead and the preceding to eat out a women while having the aforementioned Alaskan Pipeline insert into the Anus.
Brandon: "Dude, did you hear what Patrick and Asia did last night?"

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Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
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pandillero

a gangster (Jose)or a group of gangsters(pandieros)
Pinche pandillero vete al la chingada!!!
by Cholo435 April 5, 2005
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