poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004

poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 20, 2004

patinga

A patinga is a smart, curry munching , cornershop owning badass who is almost always brown.

'Hello my fellow my patinga'
'Your such a patinga'
'Patinga's are so smart'
'What's up my patinga'
'I wish I was a patinga '

by TheAlphaPatinga July 3, 2019

poeting

Poeting (v) po-et-ting-- a poet that is actively writing or performing spoken word poetry

"Coming to the stage Poeting all the way from Miami, Florida..."
"I was up poeting all night for my new poetry book"

by Rock The Mic All Arts June 5, 2021

posting through it

The act of coping with an upsetting experience by excessively posting on social media.

“Oh, Elon Musk is tweeting hundreds of times a day? He must be really posting through it after his breakup.”

by Ellilina February 7, 2023

nettie potting

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.

Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.

by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011

Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2022