is cheaper that dating
dating cost money 30 second porn clips are free on the internets
by nightdrive December 26, 2007
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The reason you need a new computer because of all the spyware/viruses you got from it.
i looked at so much porn my computer got infected and i need a new one.
by b0rat December 17, 2006
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Something that teenage boys stay up late watching and jerking off.
Why did Derek fall asleep in class??

He was watching porn last night.
by Molly M. October 4, 2007
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Short for pornography, porno is the portrayal of any and all sort of sexual acts and quirky fetishes on any form of visual media. Used for the sexual arousal of either member of the human sex, porno is one of/most definitely (for all I know) the most popular form of mediation and source of sexual deviance.
(opinion)- Though I personally think pornography is in no way whatsoever a form of art or justifiable in any way, there is no denying that it plays an important role in curbing society's surprisingly erratic sexual tendancies.
by Supermanchild January 3, 2004
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what your school teacher look at when they say they are correcting tests
Mr. J had some major porn pictures today in class.
by Llamaduck June 19, 2008
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Porn is a conspiracy created by the Viagra company, they know to much porn can make women around men inferior. This makes men end up needing Viagra just to get aroused. I know what I'm talking about, I use to get aroused by girls all the time, now I'm addicted to Viagra. The best thing to do is to stop watching porn and masturbating altogether otherwise you'll turn into a Viagra head.
It's been revealed that porn addicts who need Viagra will face stiff penalties.
by trying_harder December 3, 2008
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