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Noun
A sorry French excuse for a "dog" that likes to lick saggy hairy balls all day long. They also enjoy expensive haircuts that will suck all the money out of your purse and caviar, but from a human.
"What kind of dog is that that is licking my balls?"
"Must be a poodle."
poodle by Jaxie April 16, 2005
eww...i totally wouldnt bang him, he has a small poodle.
poodle by jaime and ally December 25, 2007
A sexual act in which one cums on a chihuahua (in a pinch, any dog will do), prefferably a black one, then uses the cum to stick fluffy white cotton in it, simulating a poodle haircut.
Aww, Nubi looks so cute as a poodle!
Poodle by Maramas October 9, 2006
A verb that refers to the act of masturbation of a male.
I need to go poodle because I couldn't find a hot apple for my hot pickle.
poodle by Plow October 2, 2005
A poser; someone who thinks he's cool, but really, is drowing in his patheticness.
Merle Girl waved to her new friend, Roy Boy, but discovered he was a poodle, and now, refused to acknowledge her existence.
poodle by Mimsy December 28, 2005
A name for someone extremely super cool and friendlishly scrumptrulecent.
Me: Hey! Poodle!
Marni: Shan! You just Shanned my cool whip!
POODLE by shan February 15, 2004