Noun
A sorry French excuse for a "dog" that likes to lick saggy hairy balls all day long. They also enjoy expensivehaircuts that will suck all the money out of your purse and caviar, but from a human.
A sexual act in which one cums on a chihuahua (in a pinch, any dog will do), prefferably a black one, then uses the cum to stick fluffy white cotton in it, simulating a poodle haircut.