Wolverined

Where you finger someone so hard they bleed/ when you get fingered by someone with long finger nails and that makes you bleed

"That Kirsty girl wolverined me last night, what a bitch"

by wolverinehater October 19, 2015

Wolverine X

Wolverine X is a basketball YouTuber from Poplar Bluff, Missouri. He's well known in the basketball shorts community for his charismatic, and energetic content, as well as his sarcastic/comedic style. Sometimes he refers to himself in third person as "The Wolverine". He can also be extremely confident which can come off as boastful or arrogant to his viewers around the globe.

yeah Dexton is pretty funny, but Wolverine X is a good basketball shorts creator too.

by Wendigawkgawk November 3, 2023

Michigan Wolverines

1. In terms of college football, the little brother to more prestigious programs such as Notre Dame and Ohio St.

2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.

3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.

4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.

1. UM FAN #1: Wow, we sure have lost to Ohio St. and Notre Dame a lot in the past five years.

UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?

UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.

2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?

UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.

3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?

UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!

4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.

by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 20, 2006

michigan wolverines

a bunch of douches who think they are better than OSU. and beside last year, who the hell has ever heard of an actual wolverine in michigan? it doesn't make any sense. they're gay. just look at the faggot they sent to new england.

michigan may have been heavy favorites this past year, but of course Ohio State still beat them.

by wolverines blow April 26, 2005

pulverizer

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.

Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

by BreakerOneNine May 8, 2010

Wolverine State

The Wolverine State is MICHIGAN. The wolverine (Gulo luscus) is very rare in Michigan, so much so that many have challenged the truth of them ever having been native to the state at all. However, wolverines are solitary hunters with vast territories, so they are not very abundant ANYWHERE. Alaska, Canada, and the northernmost regions of Europe and Asia give them the vast wilderness they require to survive.

There has been enough recent video proof of the wolverine's existence in the state of Michigan, by the Department of Conservation, and the mainstream news media, to substantiate the pioneer's proclamation of Michigan as the Wolverine State (especially as compared to the rest the "Lower 48").

The wolverine is a slow runner compared to many animals its size, but, it has extreme endurance and can run down just about anything over the vast, wide open tundra of the Great North. The wolverine simply chases until its intended victim collapses from exhaustion.

by U. L. Gibbons July 23, 2006

wal-mart wolverine

A fan of the Michigan Wolverines who has absolutely no affiliation to the university. They, usually lacking a college education, tend to have low-end jobs and therefore buy their Michigan apparel from Wal-Mart. Using said goods, they inflate their own egos with the historical successes of the Michigan football team, mistakenly believing themselves to be better than any fans of Michigan's arch-rivals, Ohio State or Michigan State. Being that most of these fans have a college education, and have a much better job and life than the Michigan fan, they are in fact far more superior than this fan. When the Wolverines do poorly, this person's ego is destroyed to the point where their existence becomes so pitiful that they will never, ever get laid.

Steve is such a Wal-Mart Wolverine, he thinks he's better than my son, a MSU graduate.

by SpartanJB May 9, 2009